Seriously, Can't We Just Get A Goat?

So the title of today's post is a bit odd, but today we weed-eated (is that even a word?) and I goat would just be a huge help! Think about it. I goat (or ten) could eat down all the brush, weeds, and vegetation that is a fire hazard in the summer and would convert that into manure which could be composted and would do wonders in the garden! But seeing as no one is there to take care of them, it wouldn't work too well. Oh well, I guess Dad and I will be doing a lot of weed-eating the next couple weeks! But I do intend to get a goat in the very near future to help me with this daunting task!